Top 5 most inappropriate questions students asked me this week

Will you be my date for homecoming?

Let's get some Yeager and do some Algebra! (technically it's not a question, but what the hell-bite me!)

Hey when are we having that sleepover?

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Do you have a medical marijauna card?

What can I say, there is never a dull moment, or a lack of inappropriate questions.