Sunday, November 28, 2010

You've got to be kidding me!!!!!!!

Why?.... That's the question......Why the hell is it that I have to replace my Christmas lights every fucking year! I mean come on why can't they make a damn string of lights that last more than one season? I don't remember my parents ever having to replace a single string of lights during my childhood. Sure they were a complete fire hazard but hell they lasted forever....well till they burned the tree down, but that took at least a decade!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Welcome to my newest Cult of Kat Member

The newest passenger on the Shortbus is Pam, welcome to the world according to Kat.

Just Saying....

Hey Happy Thanksgiving Wankers!.............oh and if I see that blonde chick that Target keeps running in their ads while I'm shopping on Friday, I'm personally going to deck her....just saying

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010


There are few days a year I really look forward to, today is one of them. Oh yeah that's right the day you wake up and realize it's not as late as you thought, that's right the time fairies has worked their magic and magically turned back time...............ahhhhhhhhhhhh sweet, now if I could only have the laundry, housekeeping and lesson plan fairies come and do their wonder I'd be set. Ok back to reality , Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

I'm gonna take you down

Stella James you muther fucking spam whore, go find some other blog to spam you stupid bitch