Monday, October 24, 2011

So Should I................

Should I be offended that when the bell rings at the end of the day, and I tell my students to "have a good night"--their response is "Thank God I am getting outta this HELL HOLE!"
Nahhhhhhhhhhh

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Unbelievable

Evidently the scammers are trying something new..........you'd think they'd at least target those Yankee Fans.........really who is stupid enough to actually send these idiots money
Monday, October 17, 2011 10:31 PM

Message body



New York State — Department of Motor Vehicles

UNIFORM TRAFFIC TICKET (ID:843482),

POLICE AGENCY
NEW YORK STATE POLICE
Local Police Code 5
THE PERSON DESCRIBED ABOVE IS CHARGED AS FOLLOWS

Time: 7:25 AM
Date of Offense: 07/02/2011
IN VIOLATION OF NYS V AND T LAW

412 Description of Violation
SPEED OVER 55 ZONE

TO PLEAD, PRINT OUT THE ENCLOSED TICKET AND SEND IT TO TOWN COURT, CHATAM HALL., PO BOX 117

Monday, October 17, 2011

Thanks but no Thanks Kat

I find it rather funny when people run screaming from my blog.........like this person............

We have tested your blog (ridingtheshortbus-kat.blogspot.com) and found that it contains problems in matching our criteria that are so severe that we do not think that they can be fixed. Therefore, we will not accept any further submissions on this particular blog.


The problem(s) with this blog are noted below:

In order to have your Blog Certified with Blog Distributor, it must not contain profanity. The following is a list of the profane words we found in your Blog: shit (10), shits (1), pissed (9), piss (1), fuck (18), fucked (4), fucking (14), bullshit (3), bitch (4), ass (27).

If you have other blogs that do not share the problem(s) that this blog has, we would welcome your submission of those other blogs.

The thing I find most hillarious is that they felt the need to tell me exactly how many times I said the word ass...I not suprised that they didn't send me a bar of soap! Ahhhhhhhh Fuckem (1)

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Top 5 most inappropriate questions students asked me this week

Will you be my date for homecoming?

Let's get some Yeager and do some Algebra! (technically it's not a question, but what the hell-bite me!)

Hey when are we having that sleepover?

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Do you have a medical marijauna card?

What can I say, there is never a dull moment, or a lack of inappropriate questions.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

An open letter to TBS--Kiss My Ass!

Let me give you a little advice TBS, your coverage of the MLB playoffs stinks, to put it bluntly.... it sucks balls, that's right big, sweaty, stinky hairy balls. I was thoroughly disgusted with your coverage of the Detroit-Yankee's series. The last time I checked your coverage is supposed to be unbiased, but it was hardly that. By the third inning of game 5 I was ready to mute your asses and listen to the radio coverage, the only thing holding me back is that there's a delay and I like seeing and hearing that shit live, and not see what happens seconds after I've heard it.

Your and TNT's  blatant favoring of the Yankee's through out this series made me want to puke on my shoes. It was completely unprofessional and brought disgusting to a whole new level in my book. Joe Girardi is a joke as a manager but according to you and your broadcast you jumped at the chance to hang on that asses every word. "what do you think Joe's thinking right now, what will be Joe's next move?" Well I tell you what his next move was.......to sit in the corner with his buddy A-Rod and have a good cry. That's right TNT the all mighty Yankee's and golden boy A-Rod were bitch slapped by a bunch of boy's from the Ghetto.

Hell you ass holes couldn't even muster the nerve to say who WON the series, no it was just The Yankee's lose and go home. You self righteous assholes should all lose your jobs. And you know what?......Even if my boys get their asses kicked in the next round of the playoffs.........I can still revel in the fact that we've kicked the all mighty Yankee's asses in the last two playoff appearances we've had. And that my friends is enough for me, the rest.........the ALCS  playoff series and possible World Series appearance....that's just gravy baby, cuz right now I am holding my head up and saying "Well done Boys, Well Done.