Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I'm always a day late................

I always seem to be a day late and a dollar short sometimes, you all know my obsession with LOST, I always seem to get hooked on a show that's been around forever and I get in on the tail end of it. LOST is just one example, recently I've gotten hooked on The George Lopez Show, damn that show is funny, not sure why I never watched it before.

Another show I never realized how funny it was is Family Guy, I freaking laugh through the whole damn show, How did I miss that boat???

So my question today is...........what show have you discovered late in the game that you are completely addicted to???????????

Sunday, June 27, 2010

straogjt up blogging ing underthe influence of Ambien

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Friday, June 25, 2010

People Who Need To Just Go The Fuck Away...Part 2

Didn't think I'd be writing a sequel to this series so quickly but what can I say sometimes blog fodder just falls in your lap. So I was checking my email tonight when I noticed that I had message from blog catalog saying I had a new blog review, humm.... let's check this out. That's when I realized I had a new candidate for the You Need to go the Fuck Away Club.

Now I'm not pissed about the review because to tell you the honest truth I couldn't give a shit what the dick head thinks, but if you are going to do a damn review, especially a negative one at least get your fucking grammar right! Seriously what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

"Weird Blog
I think this blog is very weird, I wish the owner will look at this review, and think he's right."

First off dickhead, I'm a "she" not a he, and anyone with an IQ of 50 could figure that out, and secondly I prefer the term quirky rather than weird. So take your lame ass broken English, grammatically challenged ass and piss off. Oh and the teacher in me grades your review as an "F" for Fuckhead.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

People Who Need To Just Go The Fuck Away...Part 1

So this is  new series I am starting, people who I am sick and tired of seeing and hearing about....
First victim...........Lady" I fucking hate you" GaGa. Main reason for her being on my hit list, other than being a fucking nut job and circus side show....she's fucking with one thing I love.......... baseball.

Who the hell does she think she is sitting behind homeplate and acting like a complete douchebag, and what the hell woman put some fucking clothes on when you are in damn public, it's a baseball game with little kids in attendance for god's sake! I don't blame Jerry Seinfeld for being pissed off they escorted her to "his" skybox because she was basically booed out of her seat. As much as I hate New York baseball fans, I gotta say you got this one right guys.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Word on the Street

Word on the Street is that the music business is betting on the ghetto's homeboy Eminem's new release to save their failing industry.......kinda ironic that a white rapper from 8 mile is suddenly the golden boy of the music industry.....kudo's Marshall

Get your priorities staight

 Recently I was shocked to hear about a former boss of mine dying. Personally I always thought he'd give himself a stroke one day, but hell I didn't think he'd die at such a young age. He was always one of those  type A personalities that constantly was stressing over one thing or another at work, and I always thought what a waste of energy.

I mean don't get me wrong I believe in a strong work ethic, but the speakers at his funeral seemed contradictory. Sure they all praised his commitment to the school district stating he was always the first one there in the morning and the last one to leave at night, great in the short run but what did it get him except an early death. But, then they all talked about how his family came first, personally I don't see how that could be. Now don't get me wrong I know he loved his family but you can't spend 60 hours a week at your job and say you put your family first....just my opinion.

Luckily he was a planner, one of the things he excelled at and I am sure he planned well to take care of his family, and I've learned a few things from his example, cherish your family time and retire as soon as you can because life is too short..........prepare for the future of your family get a term life insurance quote, make your funeral plans so your family doesn't have too, and get aussie accident coverage, make sure your family is taken care of in the future but be there for them now. No job is worth taking time away from your now.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

She's back............

Logged into my favorite social network BC tonight to find that my web nemesis was back in all her glory.....seems someone had a moment of insanity and decided to un-ban her. Just when I thought I'd have an uneventful summer, I suddenly got the urge to fork an eyeball lol.....but you know I have to give her some kudos though, no one has come close to being able to spew venom at me like she can. Let's just say this is going to be interesting and let the games begin....muhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mother of the Year

You know the old saying "some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce". Yeah well I beginning to think it's a good idea lately.  The other day I ran down to the corner convience store and as I was walking into the store I heard this blood curtling scream .............."Momma! Momma! Momma!" I'm thinking what the fuck and start looking around and notice that the screaming is coming from across the street.

A kid no older than maybe 3 was sitting on the front porch of a house across the road, at first I thought he was just calling for his mom who was inside the house, until I heard his Mother call out to him "stay on the porch", as she crossed the busy 4 lane road to go to the convenience store I just pulled up to.

What was this woman thinking? I don't know too many parents that would trust that their 3 year old, let alone one screaming for his Mother would stay put on that porch and not try to follow his Mother across the street.
Damn I just wanted to bitch slap that woman, I think I was more concerned for her kid than she was as I stood there staring at him, practically willing him to stay on that porch and not follow her.  Meanwhile she's chatting it up with the cashier buying her lottery tickets and slim jims all the while not even glancing across the street to check on her kid. Like I said some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Stupid Bitch.

An Incomplete list of Good Things

In no particular order
The smell of a freshly bathed new born baby
Not having to set the alarm clock
Bare feet
Freshly washed sheets
A warm towel when you step out of the shower on a cold morning
Watermelon Jolly Ranchers
Writing
Feeling comfortable with self-contradiction
Bald heads
The feel of a good pair of jeans
Anderson Cooper in an Armani Suit
Snowdays
Black High Heels
Heroes
The Detroit Tigers
A Large Diet with Light Ice
Grey Hair on Young Men
Good Fiction
Taco Bells that are open til 4 a.m.
Summer Vacation
Anderson Cooper in Kevlar
Drinking a cold beer on the patio
Not having to wake up at 5 am for another two and half months
Boyshorts in every color
Proudly Flying Your Freak Flag
Text Messaging
Old Friends
A new tube of lipstick
My students telling me they wish I were their Mom
A clean Desk
Convertibles
Bubble Baths
Carmel Apple Empanada's
Beer Buzzes
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Good Friends
Other People's Weddings
Hallmark Cards
Road Trips
Lightening bugs
Freedom to think what I want

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

FML

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse they do. Here I am a fool sitting back thinking I've escaped the layoff game at work only to get an email from the Superintendent to say because the school board is not "happy" with the consessions we've offered they are going to punish the union by laying off more teachers. Nice way to begin a summer break, not knowing if you'll be employed next school year...........Yeah Fuck My Life !

Saturday, June 5, 2010

One Year Later

It's been exactly one year since my friend Rodney AKA Forrest passed away. You are missed daily by the love of your life Tina, the apple of your eye Emily and of course by myself, your friend. I miss the smack talk and you calling my Tigers girls....which by the way they played like a bunch of girls tonight. And although we all miss you in different ways it's comforting to know you are not suffering anymore, your time on earth was too short....

Friday, June 4, 2010

And your Logic is based on what?

So I just logged in over at Blog Catalog and started reading a discussion, of course being the person I am I added my two cents only to get into a rather mind boggling exchange of views. Basically the whole thing came down to me disagreeing that people who are pedophiles shouldn't be persecuted by society. WTF

Honestly how can anyone in their right mind think that any adult who fantasies about having sex with a child is just entertaining a harmless fetish. Are you fucking kidding me! Seriously that is completely whacked thinking about as whacked as the pedophile rationalization that there is no harm in just thinking such thoughts.....well if it's such an OK thing, why don't I see any "I'm a pedophile and proud of it" bumper stickers?? Huh?

I can't tell you how much this thread made me rage!!!!!!!!!!  And to top it all off the commenter had the fucking balls to say the everyone  was all hung up on the safety of children, that pedofiles don't all act out on their thoughts.....ummm that may be true but it's not completely true otherwise there wouldn't be a multi billion dollar child pornography business....... But that doesn't hurt children RIGHT???? Fuck some people are so disturbingly stupid  in their thinking!  For the love of God where is a labotamist when you need one?

Thursday, June 3, 2010

You've gotta be kidding me!

So my boy Armando got ROBBED last night of a perfect game, yeah completely sucked for him. I'm sure you've seen the call heard round the world as clips of it have even made The View, which in my opinion is a complete waste of television programing but hell what do I know anyway.

So yeah Jim Joyce a veteran ump and one that is held in high regard among the league blew it Royally. But I gotta give him some credit, after reviewing the play he manned up and admitted his stink ass call and promptly went over to the tiger dugout and apologized to Galarraga for robbing him of his place in the history books of baseball.

But what was even more impressive was the way Galarraga handled the situation, with utter sportsmanship, a simple smile and got back up on the mound and pitched to the next batter. With a heavy heart I am sure, but you'd never have known it.  That my friends is integrity, and humbleness, something I think most players lost when they signed their first contract.  I guess the sweetest thing about this whole situation is that just a month ago Galarraga was sent down to the Triple A team, for two reasons, one he needed to get his head together and work on his mechanics, and two, the team believed in him  enough to give him  another shot. Not exactly someone you'd expect to be a Perfect Game Candidate. But that's the beauty of the game, the underdog always has a shot to shine.

Oh and don't feel too bad for Armando...............the Tiger appreciated his effort enough to give him this as a consolation price
SWEET RIDE

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Reunited

Thanks to Angus Young for the guest post.

I was recently reunited with my fourteen year old daughter, who I haven’t seen for a dozen years. If it weren't for social networking sites on hughesnetI might never have found her, and I’m sure we wouldn’t communicate all that much. When you’re an estranged father you have to start somewhere, and when dealing with a teenager it’s best to start slow. Posting messages back and forth has provided me with a good way to take those first steps.

I think we are both coming to realize how alike we are by finding more about each other’s personalities. I’ll post a link to something I like and she’ll comment; or vice versa. The connection with hughes net petersburg is great. We may not have seen each other for over a decade, but at least I can get online and see her pictures. As we exchange email and messages we slowly begin to make up for our lost time.

My job keeps me city of the city most of the time and away from the hard wired comforts of modern society. There are still places without fiber optics; I am glad that there are things like satellite internet to keep us connected at those times.

When the day comes that we can actually meet we will have a good head start, which ought to make that first meeting a little less awkward. And eventually I will be able to post another picture online, with both of us standing together.