Monday, January 31, 2011

I need a refill NOW

So I've been off my meds for like a month now, not cuz I want to but because my stupid ass insurance has changed and I've got to pay the first thousand out of my pocket. I know I need to count my blessings and be thankful I've got insurance to begin with but hell a thousand bucks is a lot of money to this piss poor teacher.

But I think I need to call my therapist and tell her that for the love of god, I need to get a refill before I kill someone!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Stupid is as Stupid does....just saying

As much as I love it when my class runs smoothly, I'm also a realist. I teach some of the most challenging and unmotivated kids in the student population. Needless to say this was going to be one of "those" days.

Now one of the things I really hate is when my kids say stupid things...I know it kinda seems like an oxymoronic statement on my part, considering what I teach,  but it really irritates me. Most of the time I let a lot of shit slide, but today I decided I'd had enough and called a student out on their stupidity.

That's when my student immediately starts a tyrate about how I need to quit getting up his bizness', and stay outta his shit. This of course immediately grants him a go directly to  jail   the princpal's office, do not pass go and do not collet $200 card.

But this is where things get hysterical. In his attempt to make a dramatic exit from the classroom, he screams "Fine I'll go to the office, you're a lame ass teacher anyway, bitch....immediately stomping to the door. The only problem is that earlier in the week this punk broke the door when he attempted to open it by kicking the release bar.

So here he is trying and failing miserably to get out of the room, looking like a complete dip shit while doing it. This of couse sent the rest of my extremely immuture students and myself into complete gut splitting was hysterical, it was like he was one of those dumb shits that attempt to rob a convience store and can't get out of the door. 

But if that wasn't rewarding enough.......I  got an email from my principal later that day that was simply the icing on the cake..........."Just wanted to let you know that Johny won't have to be subjected to your lame ass teaching for the next three days as he will be suspended out of school, you can thanks me later...ha ha"  Gotta love an admin with a fucking sense of humor!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Hope you get what you deserve

So I hear on the news this morning that some Islamic douchbag decided that he had the right to mercy kill his daughter because she was "becoming too westernized." Look I'm pretty tolerant of people who practice religions different than  mine....hell do what you want-- worship that pile of dog shit in your back yard for all I care, but when you cowardly hide behind your fucked up religion and use it as a right to slaughter your flesh and blood --well that's when I say take your piece of shit ass back to your homeland.

Here's a little newsflash for you douchebag. You're the one who chose to raise your daughter here. You think maybe our evil western culture might influence her? The part that  pisses me off the most is that you fucking cowards hide behind your supposed, peaceful religion all while you are repressing the women in your culture, beating them if they stray a little to far or better yet run them over with your jeep in the name of Allah and pride.

What the fuck is wrong with you people! And if our legal system allows your "crime" to be dismissed for the sake of your "culture" then shame on this nation. You claim you worship God but you couldn't be further than the truth---so fuck off!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011