Oh You did not Just Say That.

So today I had to make a quick stop at the insurance company, of course they were closed by the time I got there but that's not the point of my story here. Anyway there was no place to park so I had to park on the other side of the building.....after realizing that they were closed I started heading back to my car. As I rounded the building I saw these two older ladies a significant distance ahead of me walking into the BBQ place. I also noticed a couple close behind them and assumed they were all together and really didn't pay much attention to them since the older women had entered the building and seemed to be holding the door for the couple behind them. I passed the couple just as they approached the door and that's when I heard, "Thanks for holding the door Honey" in a rather snide tone of voice. At first I thought the woman was talking to her boyfriend/husband but then I realized she was giving me a death stare....That bitch was talking to me! WTF, Seriously what the fuck did she want me to do, dead stop in front of them, hold the door open so she could waddle her fat ass into the BBQ place! Since when is it my fucking job to make mad dashes to hold open a door for your fat ass!

If you want to get technical your boy should have "Manned Up" and held the door for those old ladies, after all  he was within two feet of the women and on the same side of the sidewalk where I was even further away and on the opposite side. I really wanted to bitch slap her, but who am I to stand between her and her BBQ.........could have lost my life for all I know.

Are You Out Of Your F#@&ing Mind?

So last month some asshole cleaned out my bank account....that's right some sleezeball hacked my bank account and stole every last dime I owned........needless to say I can't tell you how much that sucked waiting for the priviledge of getting MY money credited back into my account.

So I knew I had a credit card payment due about a week later and not knowing how long it would take to get all the bullshit at the bank straighted out, I call my credit card company to ask them what code to use to send them a payment via Western Union. I figured hell I'll pay the 4 bucks to send it just to make sure it gets there on time.

Well that's when I about blew a gasket....seems that my credit card company would gladly accept my Western Union Payment for an additonal payment of 14.95...wait let me get this straight assholes, you want to charge me another $15 bucks for the priviledge of paying you on my account? Are you out of your FUCKING MINDS!

Who the hell would agree to that and where do you assholes get off even thinking you could get away with charging your customers to make a payment ON TIME to their account. See this is why the banking industry needs to be reformed, you are ripping off hard working folks who want to pay their bills and you have no bones trying to gouge people. Seriously I think there is a special place in hell for you assholes.