Bill your long awaited urban dictionary post will be the first post,....muaahhhhhhhhh haahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Arghhh friken technology....I can't get my iPod to connect and I want to throw it at a window right now because all I want is to sync 2 (yes, two) songs. !!!
All I can suggest is Avast, either free or paid, works like a charm. We have a habit of sifting through torrent sites around here, and our computers are clean as can be. ;)