Sunday, October 18, 2009

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Well not dead but I am sure that she is melting somewhere north of my neck of the woods.
Yes my web nemesis is no more, well at least not where I hang out. It's the end of an era in my blogging career. No more Timetheif to call me the Mrs. Robinson of Blog Catalog, to tell me I am a Fuckwhit American and my favorite, a potty mouth troublemaker. Seriously I have gotten better insults from a 2nd grader.

So you can image my delight when I saw this in my inbox the other day!

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It's not like it came as a surprise or anything, it was a long time coming. Her troll like behavior had practically ran the place in the ground, sending many more valuable members of the community running and screaming from the place.

But other than that obvious issue, I could never understand why the owners didn't see how she was also costing them money, it is a business after all. The more active members that stay away = less money coming in.

I actually discussed this specific issue on the phone with Tony Berkman , one of the owners of the site. He actually went as far as to ban her but then of course that was reversed by the other owner/partner within 24 hours. So my faith in this actually being a done deal is very iffy.

But the big picture here is that although I am glad she finally got the boot, I feel sorry for the bitch in a way. I know, who knew I'd have compassion for the cunt, but what can I say. Honestly, think of how much energy it takes to hate so much, and hate she does. She's just this incredibly bitter, warped, egotistical, shallow shell of a person who can't feel any satisfaction in life unless she is trying to cause someone to feel small and insignificant. In short she's pathetic, and what can I say it's unfortunate that she may never actually experience what it's like to feel even relatively compassionate or heaven forbid vulnerable.

Oh and I am saying a prayer for the owners of the next forum she decides to hijack, ohI mean join. You are going to need it. Oh and in a lighter note, my compulsion to want to fork someone in the eye has dramatically decreased. Wonder why that is LOL.


  1. lol
    Timethief.. Haha.I dont know that person..but seems like on the 'usual suspect' list!

  2. Oh thank God they kicked her out! I haven't been on BC in a while but boy did I hate that fucking bitch of a lady. Hopefully she's locked in a closet somewhere eating bon bons and feeling sorry for herself. Good riddens bitch!

  3. Who is this mythical person? Does she live in the "UK" (which may or may not be found at the back of a wardrobe)??


  4. Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
    Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
    Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
    Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
    Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
    Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
    Let them know
    The Wicked Witch is dead!

  5. (chorus)
    Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
    Let them know
    The Wicked Witch is deaaaaaaaad!

  6. Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out..!

  7. As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

  8. ok you guys are having tooooooooooo much fun with this fictious death, stop it ! Nah actually that made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself lol

  9. Love the eyeball avatar with the fork! ROFL

  10. it's my ode to to TT a term of endearment actually,

  11. I have a sense of foreboding. I'm thinking she's not dead but is using this time to plan her revenge.

    We better sharpen the pitchforks and light the torches, just in case! :p

  12. I never could stand her either. I don't wish her any harm, but she is a bitter, hateful lady. I never could understand why she seemed to have so many faithful friends on BC.

  13. I have more respect than ever for Blog Catalog now. I feel she is gone for good because Tony said in a post that this was the result of a lot of thinking over a long period of time. Even zoo monkeys will eventually get taken out of the cage for throwing their own crap at visitors ;)

  14. Her photos look exactly how I expected her to look, like she just walked up from ground zero, bombed out and depleted. Click on the photos to enlarge them and you too will say WTF she looks like a tranny.