I witness a variety of umm let's say unique conversations during the two minutes it takes me to take attendance each class period .....today was no exception .........
Student enters classroom late....
Jadded Teacher: Do you have a pass Jenny?
Jenny : No I'm just late
Jadded Teacher: I'll have to mark you tardy
Jenny: (looking dishoveled ) Whatever
Jimmy: Jenny you look like you just snorted some cocaine
Jenny: I don't snort.....well except for that Flaming Hot Cheetos that one time, but that doesn't count
Jadded Teacher: Hense the adjectives "Flaming and Hot", probably wasn't the smartest move
Jimmy: I snorted Kool Aide once
Jadded Teacher: (rolling eyes) that explains a lot
Jimmy: Well I also licked the sand while on vacation once too , what does that explain?
Jadded Teacher: more than you can imagine Jimmy.....more than you can imagine.