Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Conversation Fail

I witness a variety of umm let's say unique conversations during the two minutes it takes me to take attendance each class period .....today was no exception .........

Student enters classroom late....
Jadded Teacher: Do you have a pass Jenny?
Jenny : No I'm just late
Jadded Teacher: I'll have to mark you tardy
Jenny: (looking dishoveled ) Whatever
Jimmy: Jenny you look like you just snorted some cocaine
Jenny: I don't snort.....well except for that Flaming Hot Cheetos that one time, but that doesn't count
Jadded Teacher: Hense the adjectives "Flaming and Hot", probably wasn't the smartest move
Jimmy:  I snorted Kool Aide once
Jadded Teacher: (rolling eyes) that explains a lot
Jimmy: Well I also licked the sand while on vacation once too , what does that explain?
Jadded Teacher:  more than you can imagine Jimmy.....more than you can imagine.

I digress


  1. I'd love to sit in on one of your classes for just ONE day!

  2. LMFAO! Um, what class is this? If my classes went like this, I probably would have paid more attention. Lol.

  3. LOL Doug, it is NEVER boring that's for sure

  4. @emDottie, the title of my blog might give you a hint as to the type of class this is

  5. I did my internship at a job corp for a summer, my degree is in education, that's when i decided that teaching wasn't for me. I encountered similar situations as this...Licking sand? Snorting kool-aid really makes you do some strange things.

  6. Oh the joy of children, they are nothing if not amusing at times. Once a long time ago i did fancy teaching but alas travalled a diffrent path.

  7. I love it! It makes me laugh because although I was not there to witness this "conversation," I reminds me of so many I've heard! I teach high school math and overhear and/or am involved in some of the most ridiculous conversations. Hey, it makes the day interesting doesn't it? Gotta love those kids! :)