As my therapist says….. I think I am amusing and am under the illusion that anyone might be slightly entertained by what I have to say….thank you for enabling my delusions and read on……
Sound familiar? Yeah cuz it's my fucking "about me" quote that some paralegal biatch is using on her blog. Seriously the ABOUT ME is supposed to be about You not about ME! Ok I gotta admit that her line (read below) about getting getting spam that will make her sweedish boyfriend's cock bigger is kinda funny, but what the fuck get your own damn lines bitch. Do you hear me stomping my feet right now?
I got a better idea..........spam her fucking inbox about how completely unoriginal her lame ass is PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and I love her last line. .......And ,yes, you are right. I am indeed the most interesting person you have never met! Apparently NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAIL!
The rest of her bullshit About Me description Fail
I blog to get more narcissism in my diet. Apparently, it’s something my body can’t get enough of. Like Cheetos. Or Riboflavin.
You can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org – All spam is accepted, especially if you want to make my handsome Swedish boyfriend’s penis bigger, or if I give you my life savings, you will give me the millions promised in your unsolicited mail. Failing that, drop me an email saying hello and mention how completely awesome I am.
And ,yes, you are right. I am indeed the most interesting person you have never met!