Thursday, February 3, 2011

Grow some balls would ya

Ok so I'm at home today enjoying a much needed day off due to the foot of snow outside my door...and well I can't say I've done a damn productive thing today except watch a few movies and some tv.

I do have to say that while enjoying my TV coma I ran across one of the more disturbing  and annoying shows ever produced. So as I sat in a vegetative state on my couch watching Toddlers in Tierra's, I immediately  felt a rollercoaster of emotions. At first I was simply annoyed at the bratty attitudes of these 3 and 4 year olds who seemed to be throwing temper tantrums every thirty seconds. But then of course I realized that these kids are just a product of their environment. These parents are a bunch of fuck nuts who think their kids are all that. It's no wonder they walk around thinking their pulls ups don't stink when they have their parents dressing them up in completely age inappropriate costumes, choreographing pole dance routines, spray tanning their bodies and applying so much makeup they put Jon Bonet Ramsey to shame.

But the most disturbing part of this show are the dad's. Seriously what kind of a guy spends his free time sewing glitzzie costumes for their daughters, and choreographing their "talent" portion of the competition. All I want to know is exactly how far north do your nuts have to retreat that you would consider not only becoming involved in such fucked up shenanigans, but to also agree to have said balless antics televised on national television? Like I said WTF


  1. Kat,

    It might be time to change your diet to equal helpings of "The Soup" and "Chelsey Lately". At least they will only force you to watch the highlights, and then agree with every word you day.

    Sounds like you need a roadie to Lakeland, like... NOW!!!

  2. I love some Chelsey, and the soup cracks my ass up, however The Soup is only on once a week ! boo hiss